I really don’t know. It’s been a whirlwind between my book being done getting ready for publishing and this radio show taking off. Trust me, I’m one tired girl!
It’s been a hectic week for me with blogging on many different sites as well as prepping for the show along with my regular job. I’m excited about my Sat Night’s and I get a kick out of the responses I’ve been getting about how funny we are as well as how fast we come up with stuff. I mostly love when people rag on my $4.00 Kmart Tiara. I only have one response about it ‘GET OVER ME, I’M THE PRINCESS.’
The 2 dildo’s don’t blog and I wonder if they can read sometimes because what I have seen from their text messages. These two kill me. While I’m sitting in the fat man’s porch blogging, these two are carrying on in the yard, throwing tools at each other and trying to get the house whore going (the house whore is their pet name for me). I’ve come, to the conclusion that I’m surrounded by pure stupid entertainment which, is right up my alley: 3 Stooges, Benny Hill and slapstick comedy I'm down. People falling and animals doing stupid shit to each other I can watch forever .
What’s To Come
This week we have Monkey Boy coming on. This guy kills it. He’s a caddy at a golf course and he work’s with this Illegal English Fuck-Tard. Monkey Boy is relentless on ragging on this guy as well as my house mate Drunk Joe. He comes up with full skits on these two morons that will make you fall off your chair.
He said to me this morning: we need to get a t.v. show then, we can get puppets and saw John in half. I replied what about my X can we throw poison darts at him too? He said to me yes after we buy Dracula’s Castle and renovate it for our freak show! I don’t where he comes up with some stuff but I usually start laughing, snickering or spitting something out of my nose (it’s usually at work with my head in my locker and not on my 15 minute break either). I LOVE MONKEY BOY HE DOES BRING LAUGHTER INTO MY LIFE. Can wait to ask him where he got the name Monkey Boy?
What To Expect This Week
We are 3 Sidesplitting Idiots that poor Jim has to wrangle in, constantly ragging on each other and trying to give real advice when we do get serious questions in. I still have, to check email@example.com account. I’ve been taking a breather from typing and checking things for personal reason of being shot. I realized, I need to slow down a little bit, I feel as if I'm going in 3 different directions still aimed at a beeee-rick wall. I can actually, at this point have some alone time with myself and get pampered because, I am a Princess.
Things To Come
As I’m plugging away I’m still begging for sponsorship as well as weekly guests. I tell people about the show, they want to come on but then chicken out. WTF! It is not a hard gig at all to be a guest, you get to dog on the clown show around you, laugh and then go out for drinks. If you are not me in the hot seat plugging blogs, grabbing questions, coming up with things to do to the guys and tracking music you are ok!!
This Weeks Secret Word
As always, every show we make a bet on a certain word we can’t use and the loser has to cough up money to my autistic nephew’s school. The first one gets charged 10 bucks and another 1 dollar every time you use that word. This week since I do the opening to the show, I’m going to announce it so fast they won’t know what hit them. But I will tell Jim and Monkey Boy so we can egg them on! Jim is delightfully evil and Monkey Boy is just the devil himself when it comes to annoying people. With these two on my side I can’t lose!!
We’d like to thank Rolling Thunder Inc, Chapter 6.
Rolling Thunder is a non-profit organization and are dedicated to working on issues such as government affairs for pow/mia issues. They seek financial support for our troops, veterans along with their families and work with our homeless vets. If you know someone seeking some help call: 516-765-0905 ask for Bill Byrne.
** Rob Riccardi of Complete Professional Services, he strips and waxes floors. Commercial and residential, monthly maintenance, paste wax wood floors, clean/seal ceramic tiles and much more call Rob at 516-242-6959 the number again is 516-242-6959
** We have a sponsor who would like to remain anonymous. Shhhhhhhh we thank you!!
** Craig Electric operating in the Electrical Business, they’ve been around for 20 years are reliable and have very welcoming annual revenues, call 631-261-5758
** All Music Inc: A retail music shop with new, used, rare instruments, plus lessons and repair. Located at 397 South Oyster Bay Road in Plainview 516-433-6969
**The Crooked Rail: 61 Larkfield Road East Northport NY: this is a live venue with a kickass stage and full lights. If you’re a band and looking for a rocking place to play get in touch with them 631-239-6082 (Tell Mike The Princess sent you).
** We need to thank our listeners for tuning in and calling us: Our Regulars: Monkey Boy, Tara, Lexi, Brian, Carly, Peggy, Rhyleigh, Angry AJ, Joeys Mom and Herbie from NC!!
** A very big thank you to Jim for believing in us, taking a chance to let us rip up your air waves and anything else in our way.
Live, Learn, Laugh
Geri ~ Head Fruitloop, woman in charge!