Every time I go to blog it always tells me to write something catchy to catch attention to the blog. I guess that’s going to have to do.
Tuesday April 25th and I am still shocked with having 4,000 views last Saturday night April 22nd. Chasing Fruit Loops on Village Connection is going quite well. I’ve been keeping track of other shows on V.C and I have, to say so far no one has beaten our numbers!! I guess us 3 nut jobs have what it takes to have a great show, besides our good looks, stunning personalities as well as wits/brains. We blend together well and having our producer on with us is a tremendous help. Jim is mad easy on the eyes, works the sound board, the chat roll, as well as piping in comments and insults. They guys try to tag team on me but to no avail I am still the winner.
The Infamous Monkey Boy did not call this past weekend but promised to be on this Saturday night April 29th. This is going to be a howl. Monkey Boy pulls stuff out of left field, has some snappy answers as well as creating mayhem, douchbaggery and fuckery like the rest of us. I promise you this: ITS GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A SHOW SO DON’T DRINK TOO MUCH YOU MAY PEE YOURSELF.
Other What Nots
I’m not sure where to begin when it comes to questions, I have, to check the email@example.com account to see what silliness has rolled in. But since we have Monkey Boy coming on I’m going to have to look up some messed up questions to throw at him along with a banana or two (make note about getting bananas).
My girl Tisha at my job is a blast. I’m grateful for her presence and for her friendship. I got hit with a minor setback that just blew my mind away but she kept me laughing. Besides the minor setback, I had some allergic reaction to ???? only the Jesus Dude knows.
Getting back to Tisha. Tisha asked a great question and now it has me thinking is dating the same as fuck buddy. I have no clue. But the guys may be right on this one. They are not the same! I’m slightly new to the single scene and people wonder why I chose to be alone. I went for drinks with one, I think I did all the talking and scared him. The other hand wad I met up a couple of times for drinks, but his moronic friends turned me off so badly I can’t even look at his hillbilly ass. Then this other jackass I talked to at the same place starts stalking me on social media. Anytime day or night if I commented bingo there’s a message from Stalker Boy. This dingbat actually thought I was interested because I was polite and we had a conversation. I swear if this b.s and stupidity is all that’s out there I have a better chance on having a fun time taking Wobbie girl out (for those who don’t know, Wobbie is my dog) or I can talk to myself in the mirror at least there will be some intelligence!
Called in and started some crap with the guys about stinky va-jay’s. I think I spit my water out! And I'm going to have to go to the archives to see what he actaully said!!
Herbie The Love Bug
God, I know this man half my life, we lost touch but social media found us and we are talking a lot. It’s going to be fun when he comes up for a visit in July. Herbie was boasting about his 76 degree weather in NC which put my head in a tail spin because Sat night I had to wear a jacket. Screw you and your76 degree weather.......LOL
Brotha B, Carly and Ryl’s
Ryl’s is my 6 yr old screamer. I’m having her mom Carly call in every week for her to scream and blow out every ones ears I don’t use the headphones!! Brotha B is usually stoned so his attention span does not last too long. Hopefully we will be doing Jimmy Buffet Tailgate Party this year together and it will be more fun because he is not wheelchair bound anymore
We were going to call her and prank her but some ditzy blond girl forgot to make her number private so that was out of the question. Momma Peg’s is one of the coolest ladies out there. I’m glad I got to know her and I’m also taking her advice. If you date make sure this man makes you laugh! She’s got a solid relationship with hers and they laugh a lot.
I’m guessing I covered it all, until my next blog:
Live, Learn, Laugh
Geri ~ Head Fruitloop